No more jokes, but…

Jeya Sutha Vignesh K

So, yes. I met this girl during January. I remember the exact date of our first meeting. It was on 18th January 2023. To your wonderment, I remember the time of our meeting too. Initially, when she introduced herself, I couldn’t understand her. I felt that she would be quite complex. I started doubting myself. I started questioning myself. But, once we started interacting regularly, I started liking her. I found her interesting. We used to meet only three days a week. We used to discuss a lot those three days. And, the other four days, I used to recollect those discussions. One day, I thought that I’ll write her something. She used to experiment with paintings. So, I thought, I’ll write about any of her paintings and present her. But, I changed my mind later and presented a few jokes on her. It turned out to be fruitful.

So, this time I thought I will write her a few pickup lines. It is basically to check my understanding of her.

Here we go,

  • Are you Einstein’s concept of ‘Time dilation’?

Because, sometimes an hour for you felt like a decade for me.

  • Are you Bergson’s notion of time ?

1. Because, I experienced not seconds, but moments with you.

2. Because, qualitative duration with you mattered more that quantitative time.

  • Are you Deleuze’s idea of “clothed repetition” ?

1. Because, every discussion added a layer to my understanding of you.

2. Because, every interaction led me to a different understanding of you, but in the same plane. (A paradoxical girl, indeed)

  • Are you an irony of Walter Benjamin’s concept of “Aura”?

Because, your aura remains unwithered even after countless discussions and conversations.

  • Are you Beckett’s idea of ‘repetition’ ?

Because, your discussions kept on repeating the same point, but with different arrangements.

  • Are you Freud’s concept of “Beyond Pleasure Principle” ?

Because, discussing you has become my compulsion to repeat.

  • Are you Woolf’s theorization of ‘nothingness’?

Because, you made me understand what is ‘Nothing’, which is devoid of nothing.

(i.e. nothing in its own term; in its positive valence)

Thus ends my list of pickup lines for her. By the way, you got her name ?

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Yes, as you all guessed,

her name is,

HS602 – Modern Literature.

Tata !
(Jeya Sutha Vignesh K)

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  1. Howl and Scream

    Hi, Vignesh! Thought it couldn’t get better than your first blog, but damn!
    Your blog made me wonder how good my rizz is, so I tried out a few. Here it goes:

    Are you my stream of consciousness?
    Because you make me aware of my chaotic existence.

    I can’t imagine a world without you. It would be pretty Kafkaesque :/

    Why did you tell me a pickup line about Bergson’s theory of duration?
    Because I wanted to stretch it out and make the moment last as long as possible!

    You make me a Beckett’s play when you aren’t around,
    because my existence is defined by a sense of longing and unfulfilled desire without you in my life!
    – P Thrinitha

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  2. Howl and Scream

    Good one Vignesh!
    It’s amazing to observe how something that emerged during a period of crisis and conflict now permeates everything so thoroughly that we can no longer tell anything apart. We saw, in other blogs, modernism playing inseparable parts in many other aspects of everyday life and now- modernist pickup lines. We are not gonna let the modernist ideas RIP, we are gonna take it with us everywhere.

    Jasir

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  3. Anakha Krishnan B

    Hey Vigneshhhh!

    Here you are again with yet another fun post!
    I was instantly reminded of Sheldon and the boys from Big Bang Theory, who jokes about everything related to Science and Physics and throw pick-up lines. And then there’s Penny, who stays there utterly clueless about what these people are enjoying. To anybody who understands these terminologies, use them in your daily life or otherwise; the girl might take arms against you since you put the last explanation in brackets and that too round brackets!!

    Anyway, let me try my hands at one! (already embarrassed)
    Are you Space? Because without you, I can’t exist :p
    Byeee!!!

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